Guy: *uses ouija board*
Guy: how old are you?
Spirit: /24/
Guy: are you a girl or a boy?
Spirit: /girl/
Guy: are you a virgin?
Spirit: ....
Guy: Cool, cool. U got a kik ;)?

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chrssy:

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zagreus-taking-time-apart:

*gets gay married during the purge*

(via krissycupcake)


" You cannot find peace by avoiding life. "
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netflixer:

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" there is always somebody or something
waiting for you,
something stronger, more intelligent,
more evil, more kind, more durable,
something bigger, something better,
something worse, something with
eyes like the tiger, jaws like the shark,
something crazier than crazy,
saner than sane,
there is always something or somebody
waiting for you
as you put on your shoes
or as you sleep
or as you empty a garbage can
or pet your cat
or brush your teeth
or celebrate a holiday
there is always somebody or something
waiting for you.
keep this fully in mind
so that when it happens
you will be as ready as possible.
meanwhile, a good day to
you
if you are still there.
I think that I am—-
I just burnt my fingers on
this
cigarette. "

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

(via in-the-bell-jar)


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